benni@hamburg:~$ cat skills.txt
// programming
C#30%
// we tolerate each other
Go95%
// my actual love language
Javascript70%
// out of necessity, not joy
Python70%
// for when go feels like too much effort
// misc
Docker80%
// "works on my machine" — now portable
Domains100%
// owning them, not building on them
Linux60%
// enough to be dangerous, not enough to be smug
# percentages self-reported, peer review pending